Father, what is a Legislature?

A representative body elected by the people of the state.

Are women people?

No, my son, criminals, lunatics and women are not people.

Do legislators legislate for nothing?

Oh, no; they are payed a salary.

By whom?

By the people.

Are women people?

Of course, my son, just as much as men are.

Charming lady, work no more;
Fair you are and sweet as honey;
Work might make your fingers sore,
And, besides, I need the money.
Prithee rest, —or starve or rob—
Only let me have your job!

In class.
Teacher tells me I got an F in the final test.
Tells me how I failed every single answer.
“Maybe you should start asking the right fucking questions.”